Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
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I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
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stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
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