Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
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We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
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There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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