I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
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It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
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Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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