okay pat passed out under dana's car
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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