we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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