thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
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You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
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Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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