I can tuck mytits in my pants
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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