you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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