quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
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