we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
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Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
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IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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