How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I think my vagina is haunted
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Will exercising make me less horny?
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