Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
