I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Randomize
