and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I'm always down for nudity.
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