so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
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I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
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Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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