THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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