we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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