Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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