Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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