I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
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Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
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IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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