Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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