I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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