I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
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I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
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We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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