Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
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This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
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You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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