He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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