so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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