...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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