so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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