Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Dick very happy bro
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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