What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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