What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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