i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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