Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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