so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
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As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
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Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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