my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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