Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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