she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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