There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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