last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
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Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
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I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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