i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Randomize
