Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Do plants get herpes?
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