should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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