Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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