dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
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I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
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if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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