Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
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