im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
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I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
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Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
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