He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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