it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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