If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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