good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Randomize
