you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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