Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
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You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
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Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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